Sri Hari Rao Nadella

One day, three consultants, one from Wipro, one from Infosys and one from TCS, went out for a walk. "Why don't we prove who is the best among ourselves?" Why not, said the other two. The Infosian said "Let's have a test. Whoever makes this monkey laugh, works for the best firm". Being a pure logical strategist, the person from TCS tried to make the monkey Laugh by telling jokes. The monkey stayed still. As a more practical consultant, the Wipro guy tried to make funny gestures... No good, the monkey stayed put... Now, comes the Infosian. Being the practical guy he was always trained to be, he whispered something into the monkey's ear, and it burst out laughing at him.. The other two were astonished. So the Wipro guy said "OK, let's take another test. Let's make this monkey cry!!" So there they went again, applying the same methods as before. The TCS guy narrated sad stories, the Wipro guy made sad gestures, and they failed again... Then

It is popular in Japan today to drink water immediately after waking up every morning. Furthermore, scientific tests have proven a its value. We publish below a description of use of water for our readers. For old and serious diseases as well as modern illnesses the water treatment had been found successful by a Japanese medical society as a 100% cure for the following diseases: Headache, body ache, heart system, arthritis, fast heart beat, epilepsy, excess fatness, bronchitis asthma, TB, meningitis, kidney and urine diseases, vomiting, gastritis, diarrhea, piles, diabetes, constipation, all eye diseases, womb, cancer and menstrual disorders, ear nose and throat diseases. METHOD OF TREATMENT 1. As you wake up in the morning before brushing teeth, drink 4 x 160ml glasses of water 2. Brush and clean the mouth but do not eat or drink anything for 45 minute 3. After 45 minutes you may eat and drink as normal. 4. After 15 minutes of breakfast, lunch and dinner do not eat or drink anything f

No one will GET second chance to impress.... Very very Impressive Questions and Answers..... ... Question 1: You are driving along in your car on a wild, stormy night, it's raining heavily, when suddenly you pass by a bus stop, and you see three people waiting for a bus: An old lady who looks as if she is about to die. An old friend who once saved your life. The perfect partner you have been dreaming about. Which one would you choose to offer a ride to, knowing very well that there could only be one passenger in your car? This is a moral/ethical dilemma that was once actually used as part of a job application. * You could pick up the old lady, because she is going to die, and thus you should save her first; * or you could take the old friend because he once saved your life, and this would be the perfect chance to ! pay him back. * However, you may never be able to find your perfect mate again. The candidate who was hired (out of 200 applicants) had no trouble coming up with his an

Consider this query: select job_id, count(*) from employees where job_id in ('AD_PRES', 'AD_VP', 'IT_PROG') group by job_id It returns this result set: JOB_ID COUNT(*) ---------- ---------------------- AD_PRES 1 AD_VP 2 IT_PROG 5 3 rows selected Now, you want to transpose the result set and turn the JOB_ID values into columns in a single row. Here is one way of doing it: select sum(case when job_id='AD_PRES' then 1 else 0 end) as AD_PRES, sum(case when job_id='AD_VP' then 1 else 0 end) as AD_VP, sum(case when job_id='IT_PROG' then 1 else 0 end) as IT_PTOG from ( select job_id from employees where job_id in ('AD_PRES', 'AD_VP', 'IT_PROG')) The result: AD_PRES AD_VP IT_PTOG ---------------------- ---------------------- ---------------------- 1 2 5 1 rows s

-random selection --SQL Server SELECT TOP 1 * FROM ORDER BY NEWID() -- Oracle SELECT column FROM ( SELECT FROM ORDER BY dbms_random. value ) WHERE rownum = 1 --row_number( )is available in sqlserver2005 only --this is for odd rows --sqlserver select * from table where row_number() %2=1 --this is for even rows --sqlserver select * from table where row_number() %2=0 --this is for odd rows -- Oracle select * from table where rownumber%2= 1 --or rowid%2=1 --this is for even rows -- Oracle select * from table where rownumber%2= 0 --or rowid%2=0

Oracle provides a rename table syntax as follows: alter table table_name rename to new_table_name; For example, we could rename the customer table to old_customer with this syntax: alter table customer rename to old_customer; When you rename an Oracle table you must be aware that Oracle does not update applications (HTML-DB, PL/SQL that referenced the old table name) and PL/SQL procedures may become invalid.

"I WANT to be happy," is an often repeated phrase. People who say it, get exactly what they're asking for. They live in the 'want' of happiness. Wanting a million dollars won't put money in your bank account. Wanting a Porsche won't turn your Neon into a lean mean driving machine. Wanting to be a bird won't give you wings or get you off the ground. The more you 'want' those things, the more 'want' you get. It comes in extraordinary amounts and becomes a physical ache, when you want something 'really bad'. Instead of curling yourself into a tight little ball and remaining clutched in the 'want' of happiness, open yourself up to the opportunity of receiving it. Fill the holes in your life with the joy of being alive. Work at happiness from the inside out. Remove the weight of 'want' off your heavily burdened shoulders and make yourself available to bliss. When you achieve inner happiness, it shows. I